ENOUGH OF VOLKNER TO GO AROUND

i saw some comments this morning like OMG THESE GAY POKEMON CHARACTERS ARE MORE CANON THAN YOUR GAY POKEMON CHARACTERS and i was reminded of how gundam wing fandom did a murder suicide about 6-7 years ago due to fans being stupid/obnoxious/12-17 years old in this way.

c'mon guys pokemon fandom ESPECIALLY revolving around GYM LEADERS isnt that serious!!! and if you really wanna think your character is canonly gay with some other character you've really gotta get into "gravitation" where the author draws the gay pornography of her characters herself

fandom and shipping has nothing to do with proof and canon in pokemon, they cant even prove ash and misty are a couple for chrissakes!!!! if the only fandoms allowed were canon fandoms and everything else could "suck it!!!", we'd have nothing left but pikachu and buneary



anyway, volkner's the most popular DP gym leader when it comes to being paired up with like EVERYONE, so let's just learn to share him, yeah?

(yes, all of these pairings have names, not sure of them all... probably for the better)